Originally posted July 4, 2010
Over the week, hubby was home because of lieu time from work. We spent a LOT of time together.
And in that time, we theorized why Motorcycle Man has to idle for so long when he goes off.
1. Motorcycle Man has a small penis. The loud vroom vroom sounds make him feel better about himself.
2. Motorcycle Man is also short. Double whammy.
3. Motorcycle Man seems to be avoiding Gramma's nagging whenever he goes off. Already, he puts his iPod earbuds in, then vroom vrooms around for a bit. We're not sure if he actually hears her. Probably not, because he probably doesn't hear our yelling (from inside the house), "Just get on with it already and leave!"
4. It's some kind of mating call.
5. It's some kind of celebratory thing. (Hooray! It's not raining and I don't have to drive the car that says "Gramma"!)
6. Motorcycle Man is poor (because he lives with Gramma) and buys his gas from some shady dude who makes his own brand. Saturday mornings is when it really craps up the bike.
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